Joke's

What do you call someone scared of Santa? Claus-trophobic!

What do you get when a snowman goes to the toilet? Frozen pee's!

An old Russian Man (old member of the Communist Party), Rudolph, woke up one morning...poked his wife in the ribs and said it was going to rain. She disagreed...He again said it was going to rain...Then told his wife: "Rudolph, the Red, knows rain, dear."

What is a parents favorite Christmas carol ?     Silent Night